Ever wonder why

1. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"  when babies  Wake  up every two hours?

2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

3. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

4. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

5. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

6. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

7. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

8. Why do they call them "Free Gifts"?  Aren't all gifts free?

9. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

10. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

11. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

12. Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

14. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

15. How come we choose from just two to three people for President and around fifty for Miss ----- country?

16. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

17. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

18. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

19. Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

20. Do you ever wonder why you read my blog :) :) :)